That’s right just another “Glory Fact” I have a complete air band, like air guitar but instead the whole band, instruments, people, fans it’s all made of
Well maybe not the fans, and besides that too I’m the lead singer! Give me an object and I can write you a song about it. Hell just like TBM (only in this case SING-B-M) I improv it on the spot…thus led to “our” hit “Salt Lamp and negative ions”
Oh…did I forget to mention that “we’re” a hipster indie rock group? Sometimes we play suitcases and an old man’s belly (Best sound, he’s bald with a white beard, wears a peace sign bandana and round tiny black sunglasses. He’s a pip!). Creative sound man, whatever’s around when the inspiration hits you just got to go with it and when performing you got to keep the sound authentic. You know what I’m saying?
I suppose it all started, our humble beginning’s (I guess two of us are real…maybe it’s not so air…I can’t remember usually special brownies are involved…I never remember much…maybe it’s the rhythm, yeah the beat!)
Back to the beginning…which is more like the middle, you’ll have to read it to get to the end either way…so: the place was Doughnut Planet, New York, New York. The item: PB&J doughnuts. Jelly really. For The Doughnut Planets jelly doughnuts (does anybody else want doughnuts seeing as how I’ve said doughnut like a-gag-billion times…DOUGHNUTS!) Any-nut they are square (the jelly doh!-nut(!!!) that is) so that the jelly is all around the doughnut not just a poop in the middle. How do they do that? Well…nobody knows…that is…except me!!!
that is all I can say for now, but if I were to go to New York, to the Doughnut Planet and speak/sing the truths that only I and he:
know! I would get doughnuts for life (which is sounding like a pretty good prospect right now, hmm.). However, resisting temptation…for the moment. Songs, ever since have come out in their indie music fashion, odd notes and weird prolonged lyrics. It’s a beauty for all not involved (The air thing again).
And though we may be air we are not invisible. For our mascot Ralph has gotten over two-thousand re-tumbles on Tumblr (Though they may not know it)
Kaleidoscope Memories is coming for you!